“what a gog-damn fuckass,” i said as i lowered myself into a tub full of sharpie in order to dye myself grey
highbloodxeveryone
(Source: suffspeare)
Yyyikes.
D —> What depraved human literature
D —> Musclebeasts are known to travel in groups, fiercely dominating forests
D —> When a dame seems to have lost her way, they sweep her off her path and
D —> Well
D —> You don’t want to know what happens ne%t
im dont watch the obsession with UNICORNS on social networks, first of all Voldemort ate fucking unicorns like a peanut butter and jelly sandwiches second of all they dont we never know if there a boy or a girl so im assuming there all HERMAPHRODITES lol why settle for a unicorn whe you got this badass right here hahaha
no one would fuck with a Centaur :)
D —> Mmmmm
D —> A STRONG representation of independence and physical fortitude
D —> The paragons of the greater beasts, these majestic musclebeasts are born of no less than the purest b100d
D —> Swoon
this is ok
these are also ok
acceptable
no stop right there you are a crazy deluded asshole of a fashion disaster
D —> I see no issue
D —> These odd, form-fitting shoes may be awful to 100k at, but I believe that they possess some practical qualities
D —> Maybe not
that awkerd moment when ur kismesis is talkin 2 ur ancestr
